Weekend Box Office Ranking (USA) 20/22 August Vampires Suck - Lottery Ticket - Piranha - Nanny McPhee Returns - The Switch

1  (1)  The Expendables / YouTube 'The Expendables' Trailer HD 3 min - 31 Mar 2010
Directed by Sylvester Stallone and starring  Sylvester Stallone, Jason Statham, Jet Li, Dolph Lundgren, Eric Roberts - A group of mercenaries is hired to infiltrate a South American country and overthrow its ruthless dictator. Once the mission begins, the men realize things aren't quite as they appear, finding themselves caught in a dangerous web of deceit and betrayal. With their mission thwarted and an innocent life in danger, the men struggle with an even tougher challenge -- one that threatens to destroy this band... (Lionsgate)
 

2 (New) Vampires Suck / YouTube Vampires Suck Movie Trailer [HD] 2 min - 7 Jul 2010
Directed by Jason Friedberg and starring  Matt Lanter, Jenn Proske, Chris Riggi, Ken Jeong, Diedrich Bader - Becca, an anxious, non-vampire teen, is torn between two boys. Before she can choose, Becca must get around her controlling father, who embarrasses Becca by treating her like a child. Meanwhile, Becca's friends contend with their own romantic issues -- all of which collide at the prom.  (20th Century Fox )
 

3  (2)  Eat Pray Love / YouTube 'Eat, Pray, Love' Trailer HD 2 min - 18 Mar 2010
Directed by Ryan Murphy and starring Julia Roberts, James Franco, Richard Jenkins, Viola Davis, Billy Crudup, Javier Bardem - Liz Gilbert had everything a modern woman is supposed to dream of having -- a husband, a house, a successful career -- yet like so many others, she found herself lost, confused, and searching for what she really wanted in life. Newly divorced and at a crossroads, Gilbert steps out of her comfort zone, risking everything to change her life, embarking on a journey around the world that becomes a quest for self-discovery. In her travels, she discovers the true pleasure of nourishment by eating in Italy; the power of prayer in India, and, finally and unexpectedly, the inner peace and balance of true love in Bali.  (Sony Pictures Entertainment)
 

4 (New) Lottery Ticket / YouTube Lottery Ticket - Official Trailer [HD] 3 min - 5 Apr 2010
Directed by Erik White and starring Gregory Moss, Ice Cube, Brandon T. Jackson, Naturi Naughton, Keith David, Charlie Murphy - Kevin Carson a young man living in the projects, is just an ordinary Guy -- until he wins $370 million in the Mondo Millions Lottery. That's the good news. The bad news is, the lottery claim office is closed for the long Fourth of July weekend, so, before he can collect his prize, Kevin is going to have to figure out how to keep a lid on his good fortune and survive the next three days. As news of his windfall spreads through the community like a grass fire, .....(Warner Bros. Pictures Distribution)
 

5  (3)  The Other Guys  / YouTube Watch the Official THE OTHER GUYS Trailer in HD
3 min - 12 Apr 2010
Directed by Adam McKay and starring Will Ferrell, Mark Wahlberg, Eva Mendes, Michael Keaton, Steve Coogan, Samuel L. Jackson - Detective Allen Gamble is a forensic accountant who's more interested in paperwork than hitting the streets. Detective Terry Hoitz is a tough guy who has been stuck with Allen as his partner ever since an unfortunate run-in with Derek Jeter. Allen and Terry idolize the city's top cops, Danson and Highsmith, but when an opportunity arises for the Other Guys to step up, things don't quite go as planned.  (Sony Pictures Entertainment)
 

6 (New) Piranha / YouTube ' Piranha 3D ' - Official Movie Trailer 2 2010 HD 2 min - 18 Jul 2010
Directed by Alexandre Aja and starring  Elisabeth Shue, Adam Scott, Jerry O'Connell, Ving Rhames, Richard Dreyfuss - Every year the population of sleepy Lake Victoria explodes from 5,000 to 50,000 for Spring Break, a riot of sun and drunken fun. But this year, there's something more to worry about than hangovers and complaints from local old timers; A new type of terror is about to be cut loose on Lake Victoria. After a sudden underwater tremor sets free scores of the prehistoric man-eating fish, an unlikely group... (3D  Dimension Films)
 

7 (New) Nanny McPhee Returns  / YouTube  Nanny McPhee Returns - Official Trailer [HD] 2 min - 7 May 2010
Directed by Susanna White and starring  Emma Thompson, Maggie Gyllenhaal, Ralph Fiennes, Rhys Ifans, Maggie Smith - In the latest installment, Nanny McPhee appears at the door of a harried young mother, Mrs. Isabel Green, who is trying to run the family farm while her husband is away at war. But once she's arrived, Nanny McPhee discovers that Mrs. Green's children are fighting a war of their own against two spoiled city cousins who have just moved in and refuse to leave. Relying on everything from a flying... ()
 

8 (New) The Switch / YouTube The Switch 2010 - Official Trailer HD 720p 3 min - 17 Mar 2010
Directed by  Josh Gordon, Will Speck and starring  Jennifer Aniston, Jason Bateman, Jeff Goldblum, Patrick Wilson, Juliette Lewis - Kassie is a smart, fun-loving single woman who, despite her slightly neurotic best friend Wally's objections, decides it's time to have a baby--even if it means doing it by herself... with a little help from a charming sperm donor. But, unbeknownst to her, Kassie's plans go awry because of a last-minute switch that isn't discovered until seven years later when Wally finally gets acquainted with Kassie's... (Miramax Films)
 

9  (4)  Inception / YouTube  Inception Teaser Trailer!! **OFFICIAL** HD 1 min - 24 Aug 2009
Directed by Christopher Nolan and starring Leonardo DiCaprio, Ken Watanabe, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Marion Cotillard, Ellen Page, Tom Hardy - Dom Cobb (Leonardo DiCaprio), a skilled thief who can steal ideas from someone's subconscious, is given one last chance at redemption.  (Warner)
 

10  (5)  Scott Pilgrim vs. the World / YouTube Scott Pilgrim vs. the World - Official Trailer ...1 min - 28 Mar 2010
Directed by Edgar Wright and starring  Michael Cera, Mary Elizabeth Winstead, Kieran Culkin, Chris Evans, Anna Kendrick - Scott Pilgrim has never had a problem getting a girlfriend. It's getting rid of them that proves difficult. From the girl who kicked his heart's ass -- and now is back in town -- to the teenage distraction he's trying to shake when Ramona rollerblades into his world, love hasn't been easy. He soon discovers, however, his new crush has the most unusual baggage of all: a nefarious league of exes controls... (Universal Pictures)

 

Utah Vengeance

(last weekends ranking - in brackets)

Vampires Suck Movie Trailer [HD]

A twilight /alice in wonderland parody

Inbox - Good fortune (419 Nigerian Scam Letter)

From our South American Correspondent "This does look as another african scam. The IP is supossedly from Peru although they're writing me from UK. At this moment I should be a millionare"

Dear friend,
 
Good fortune has blessed you with a name that has planted you into the center of relevance in my life. I would respectfully request that you keep the content of this mail confidential because of its nature and respect the integrity of this information. First of all I'll like to introduce myself and status, I am Mr.Simeon Brown, Cheif Operations Officer of  HSBC Bank London. I am contacting you concerning a deceased customer and a financial portfolio of $8.5m United state dollars, which she placed under HSBC Bank managements two years ago for turn over on her behalf.

As the Chief Operations Officer of the private banking sector, I encouraged the deceased on her arrival to our bank on various growth of fund with prime ratings.The favoured route in my advice to her was accessing data's on 6000 traditional stocks and bond managements.Based on my advise, attractive margins,acquired profit and interest stood at over $10m United state dollars,this margin was not the full potential of the fund but she desired low risk guaranteed returns on investment.  

Early 2007 my client asked that the money be liquidated because of an urgent investment requiring cash payments here in United Kingdom, and that the liquidated fund be deposited in CORPORATE SECURITIES CO, a security consulting firm based in London who are specialist private firm that accepts deposits from high net worth individuals and blue chip corporations that handle valuable products and undertake transactions that need immediate access to cash. This order was given to me in anticipation of her arrival from United States later that week, this was the last communication we had. Sometime that year I got a call from CORPORATE SECURITIES CO,informing me of the in-activity of the portfolio, since I was the only one who knew about the deposit, I immediately passed the task of locating my client to the Internal Investigation Department of HSBC, which now revealed that the person who suited her description was declared dead of a Heart attack in Christian Health Care, Nevada, Dec. 30, 2007. And in line with banking internal processes for account holders who have passed away, an investigation was meant to be launched to contact a possible surviving NEXT OF KIN to come forward as beneficiary of the fund but unfortunately when my client came patronizing our services, in her bio-data form, no next of kin was listed neither was there a TESTATE.  

My client only used numbers and codes to make the account she opened with us anonymous. At this juncture, I'll like to unravel the true position of this transaction, CORPORATE SECURITIES CO,has requested for statements of claim from me, and I alone knows of the existence of the deposit, for as far as HSBC Bank is concerned the transaction with our late client concluded when I sent the fund to the security firm, all outstanding interactions in relation to the file are just customer service and due process. The security firm has no single idea of what the history or nature of the deposit is, they await instructions to release the deposit to any party that I nominate as the beneficiary of the fund.  I am prepared to place you in a position to instruct Corporate Securities Co. to release the deposit to you as the NEXT OF KIN.

Kindly let me know your true interest in this pending transaction so as to ascertain the proceeds, and I assure you that I could have the deposit released to you within few days. I implore you to discard this mail if you find no interest in this transaction, and if my offer is of no appeal to you, please dont be vindictive and destructive just delete this message and forget I ever contacted you.

Finally, I am sending you this mail without a measure of fear as to what the consequences are, but I know within me that nothing ventured is nothing gained and that success and riches never comes in a platter of gold. This is the one truth I have learnt from my private banking clients. Do not betray my confidence, if we can be of one accord, we should plan a meeting soon.

I await your response.

Simeon

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Russell Grant's Daily Horoscopes: Monday 23rd August 2010

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Weekly HoroscopesHoroscopes

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Saturday 7 August - Saturday 14 August - Saturday 21 August - Saturday 28 August - Saturday 31 July

 

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Aries (Mar21/Apr20) You're starting to notice rivalries within business with greater interest and intensity. There's a lot you can learn about people through watching them from a distance. Someone appears to be using underhand tactics in order to get what they want. If your suspicions are proved right, this will be one less person you're up against in the future. Anyone who is being devious or deceitful will get their just desserts.

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Taurus (Apr21/May21) Grab any chance that's there to take off and forget about being productive for a wee while. You might feel guilty about having fun while your partner or other loved ones are working but why deprive yourself of the occasional treat? You deserve to let your hair down every now and again and you also deserve a partner who respects this! Anyone who does complain is thinking more of themselves than you.

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Gemini (May22/June21) Delays, disapprovals, resentments and a friend's hostile attitude all go to make this a challenging day. You might take another person's throw away remarks more seriously than they are intended. Business arrangements make you question someone's motives and morals. A lot of today's events will stimulate you into thinking deeper about matters you have been taking for granted or which you accepted because it was the easiest thing to do

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Cancer (June22/July23) Without gaining the help of those who promised it, you're not going to be able to do very much. A combination of circumstance and stubborn minded people will throw obstacles in the way. Some problems can be avoided when you might intuitively know how things might go unless a different strategy is put into action. Stay alert and protect yourself against difficult people by doing your best to stay one step ahead of them.

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Leo (July24/Aug23) Confirmation of a recent application puts you on a high; there is nothing and no one can spoil this for you now. It will feel like you don't have enough time to enjoy the elation success brings as this is paving the way to new experiences you must now prepare for. Even so, for today, you have plenty to celebrate and you can't help feeling most of your problems are, or soon will be, behind you.

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Virgo (Aug24/Sept23) There is concern about how changes a friend or loved one is making are going to affect your life. Your imagination is running away with you and because this doesn't happen often, it's making you even more nervous than you should be. The best thing you can do is talk. Once you start thinking along sensible tracks again, your resourcefulness and clever ideas may surprise a few people.

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Libra (Sept24/Oct23) Never rule out new options; things are starting to go in your favour. Deep within you want to be fair in all your dealings and you will assert your feelings if you sense someone's in the wrong. Relationships, especially with people in more formal environments will go well and teamwork yields excellent results. You discover you have an aptitude for an unusual activity introduced to you today.

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Scorpio (Oct24/Nov22) The original part of a project was enjoyable; you've now reached the tricky stage. People are hesitant about what to do next and how best to tackle the matter. Nothing's going to be accomplished if everyone waits for someone else to make a move. You may have difficulty relating to some people on an individual level mainly because you don't yet really know each other and are unfamiliar with each other's others strengths and weaknesses.

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Sagittarius (Nov23/Dec21) A competitive endeavour sees everyone in a similar place; it's really getting congested now. What you're learning most about yourself today is that you are at your strongest when left to your own devices. You will try your hardest to keep the team motivated and to help out where you can. Even so, it will be activities behind the scenes and the chance to work on your own where you will benefit the most.

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Capricorn (Dec22/Jan20) Someone has you worried for a moment when they make a comment you never expected to hear from them. Admitting they were only joking will bring relief but some slight annoyance they can tease you about a matter which has always been important to you. Any spare energy should be put into some form of physical exercise to improve your fitness. Your main aims will come more sharply into focus over the weeks ahead.

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Aquarius (Jan21/Feb19) People are going to see a bit of a change to some routines today; you're prepared for their objections. What's most surprising is a difficult job you've been dreading tackling won't be half as bad as you were expecting. Help is offered when you thought you would have to cope alone. Unexpected events may, in a roundabout fashion, bring you, your friends or your colleagues, even closer together.

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Pisces (Feb20/Mar20) A challenge must be tackled and you don't have long to get yourself together. You're perfectly aware of what's up ahead and it's quite clear it isn't going to be easy. Timing is important. Spending too long on the trivial details could leave you with little time to wrap it all up at the end. You may well be in a diligent mood but you must be sensible about it too! Think about enlisting the help of a partner.

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Astro Bouquets

Sara Freder's FREE Personal Horoscope

Why do our mail servers assist scammers or is there a way to fool the server?

----- Original Message -----

From: Carlos

To: funkyhairbah@itccommunications.net

Sent: Sunday, August 22, 2010 7:39 PM

Subject: Fw: Mis fotos

Hola, te envío fotos nuevas (2-3 de ellos son demasiado franca, pero tú sabes que yo no soy tímido ;-)). Captura: fotos

veas la prueba - 

 

see the proof when we use this email address which is not registered with our mail server it is correctly refused, but the mail server lets the scammer´s mail with the incorrect address through

I have raised this with our server so let us see what their reply is?

 

The original message was received at Sun, 22 Aug 2010 18:26:00 +0200
from 8.red-81-47-8.staticip.rima-tde.net [81.47.8.8]

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